Fun Box: Karl Pilkington

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Karl Quotes

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“I think it’s harder to come up with ideas and solutions now. If these people were around today, they’d struggle. Newton wouldn’t be allowed to sit under an apple tree because there’d probably be a Keep Off The Grass sign or apple trees would have fences around them to stop people nicking the apples. And Archimedes wouldn’t have a bath due to a water shortage. He’d probably be advised to take a shower because it’s better for the environment. And as for running down the street naked, he’d be banged up for that.”

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“They keep saying that sea levels are rising an all this. It’s nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it’s because there’s too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.”

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“They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn’t anything else drown it out at the time?”

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“People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.”

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“I think it’s harder to come up with ideas and solutions now. If these people were around today, they’d struggle. Newton wouldn’t be allowed to sit under an apple tree because there’d probably be a Keep Off The Grass sign or apple trees would have fences around them to stop people nicking the apples. And Archimedes wouldn’t have a bath due to a water shortage. He’d probably be advised to take a shower because it’s better for the environment. And as for running down the street naked, he’d be banged up for that.”

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“Kids are like farts in that way. They never seem to bother the owner as much as they bother everyone else.”

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