…and Germany. And England. And even Ireland.
Let’s see what Irish comedian Dylan Moran has to say about Americans in his standup special, Like Totally:
- “American stupid people sound stupider than every other kind of stupid person.”
- America is “like the really bad flatmate of the world. ‘Oh sorry, did I break all your shit? I didn’t know it was yours.'”
- Americans conquer nations by surrounding them with Starbucks until they become Americans, too.
- Some Americans look like they weigh as much as a photograph of themselves.
- We elected Arnold as governor of California because he lifted heavy things in his underpants.
- The language is like a typewriter eating tin foil falling down the stairs.
- The food is so bad, even Hitler was vegetarian
- The English have a smile like they have a rotten oyster under their tongue.
- An Irish face is a face that looks like it’s being told two very important pieces of information at the same time.